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| What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ?An elephant holding its breath !... more
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| What do you find in an elephants graveyard ?Elephantoms !... more
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| 3. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Whats big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?The Loch Ness Elephant !... more
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| What do you call an elephant that flies ?A jumbo jet !... more
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| 5. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Why are elephants wiser than chickens ?Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?!... more
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| 6. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Whats the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?You cant make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !... more
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| 7. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Why did the elephant eat the candle ?For light refreshment !... more
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| 8. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?Raining elephants !... more
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| 9. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car?A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!... more
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| How do you hire an elephant ?Stand it on four bricks !... more
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