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| Why did the elephant cross the road ?Because the chicken was having a day off !... more
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| Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?To stop getting wet !... more
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| Whats yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?An elephant disguised as a banana !... more
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| Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, Ive to write an essay on an elephant."?Bert:"Well, for a start your going... more
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| Whats big and grey and wears a mask ?The elephantom of the opera !... more
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| What do you call an elephant that flies ?A jumbo jet !... more
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| Whats the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?One is a weak one and the other one week !... more
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| What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ?Six weeks old !... more
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| Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?Elephanta Claus !... more
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| How do you hire an elephant ?Stand it on four bricks !... more
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